The Ultimate Hen Night Party Kit’ is a must have to give the bride to be a night to remember!!Items included within the Hen Night Party Kit are as follows:-1x L Plate1x Soft and Hairy Pussy!1x Whip1x Inflatable Ball & Chain3x Novelty Condoms1x Top 10 Dare List1x Pair of furry handcuffs1x Stick WillyWhat more can we say, no hen night would be the same without it. Have a good night!!Ultimate Hen Night Party Kit Box Size Approximately W: 20.5cm H: 26 cm D: 3.5cm
A great alternative to the standard selection box….and far more fun!The condom selection box makes the ultimate bedside companion….just don’t loose the moment by deciding which flavour????? This amazing selection box contains ten flavoured condoms. The flavours you can choose from are strawberry, raspberry, apple, lemon, chocolate, banana, whisky, champagne, passion fruit and mango,what about trying lucky dip?This mouth watering selection of 10 flavoured condoms all come’s within in a ‘Chocolate Box’ style tin.Work your way through the layers of delicious ‘rubber companions’, which will tickle your taste buds it’s a bit like your favourite chocolate selection, but a little more sensual.A calorie free treat and a nice tin keep your condoms safe and dry in the future. Each tin contains 10 genuine, flavoured condoms which conform to all British and European Standards.Condom Flavours IncludeStrawberryRasberryAppleLemonChocolateBananaWhiskyChampagnePassion fruit and mangoAll comes in 1 quality tin boxDimensions: Tin: 18 cm x 12cm (5 x 7inches)
Fed up wasting you time with a washed up looser? Then look no further the ultimate and pleasantly proportioned pocket partner. Totally silent, this big hunk o’love has eyes only for you. That’s right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women, and general bad lad behaviour. True, our product doesn’t do D.I.Y, can’t beat off muggers and won’t satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing?At least with our product you get woman-time with your friends, and get to talk to a totally attentive partner, who doesn’t interrupt with inane comments every few seconds.So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words.’You’re all mine balloon features!’Just think.All your friends will like himWon’t upset your parentsAlways willing to pleaseDoesn’t watch footballNever breaks windunless the air is pumped out of him!!Always faithfulFloatsWhat more could you ask for!!!!!!!!
A Fabulous game not for the faint hearted but which is full of infinite possibilities for two committed players who wish to be further enlightened!!Players move upwards on the board through the seven levels which represent the seven ‘chakras’ - centre of spiritual and sexual energy within the body. Each level is a step on the way to Sexual and Spiritual Enlightenment.From the preparation to sexual and spiritual fulfilment on a sensual journey which culminates in the ‘Love Cards’, (65 full colour photos of sexual positions). Players will become skilled and confident lovers bringing happiness and harmony to themselves, their relationships.and their lives! Contents: Folding game board, Love Cards, Dice, Instructions & ManualDimensions: 34.5cm (13.5inches) x26cm (10.25inches) Each game will be new and excitingly different from the last and within a short space of time players will become Skilled, Sensitive and Confident lovers, bringing happiness and harmony to their relationships..AND TO THEIR LIVES!’Anyone can learn to be a confident and skilled lover’ WARNING: This is a Sex Education Game Based on the Kama Sutra and because of the educational nature the photographs used on the 65 ‘Love Cards’ are Necessarily Explicit. Whilst this game has taken care to be produced with taste and integrity, some people may be offended.From the preparation to sexual and spiritual fulfilment on a sensual journey which culminates in the ‘Love Cards’, (65 full colour photos of sexual positions). Players will become skilled and confident lovers bringing happiness and harmony to themselves, their relationships.and their lives! Contents: Folding game board, Love Cards, Dice, Instructions & ManualDimensions: 34.5cm (13.5inches) x26cm (10.25inches) Each game will be new and excitingly different from the last and within a short space of time players will become Skilled, Sensitive and Confident lovers, bringing happiness and harmony to their relationships..AND TO THEIR LIVES!’Anyone can learn to be a confident and skilled lover’ WARNING: This is a Sex Education Game Based on the Kama Sutra and because of the educational nature the photographs used on the 65 ‘Love Cards’ are Necessarily Explicit. Whilst this game has taken care to be produced with taste and integrity, some people may be offended.
Dolly is a great joke present, and unlike most farmyard animals these days, she’s completely free from BSE and Foot and Mouth. Safe and fun - what more could you want?A great bit of fun for him Dolly The Sexy Inflatable Sheep, BSE free and ‘Genetically modified’ for your pleasure, the only partner you could ever need!!No more lonely nights when he’s got a fantastic plastic pal who’s fun to be with. No batteries required, Dolly the Sexy Inflatable Sheep will keep the stud in your life satisfied for hours on end! (apparently - Ed)Box size approx 18.5cm/16cmApprox Weight : 30gApprox Item Size : 51cm/ 46cm
Snippets from the week's news, sliced, diced and processed for your convenience. 1. The Queen wore flares. More details 2. The Mary Rose might have been sunk by a French cannon. More details 3. Parents pushing children in away-facing buggies talk to them less, and their offspring appear to be more stressed. More details 4. Business Secretary Peter Mandelson is a practised and "flamboyant" dancer. More details (the Guardian) 5. There was rumoured to be a 14-minute-long Beatles track called Carnival of Life, although many fans thought its existence was a myth. More details 6. They were wrong - it exists. Ibid 7. On the Buses star Reg Varney opened the UK's first cash dispenser. More details 8. Britain's not in record debt - if you account for inflation and economic growth. More details 9. Some Albanians settle family feuds through an ancient code called "Kanun" which allows revenge to be exacted on any male adult member of a family, but precludes entry to that person's property. More details 10. Camel urine is sought after for its medicinal effects in India's Bihar state, and sells for £1.34 a litre.. More details Seen 10 things? Send us a picture to use next week. Thanks to Gary Cheary for this week's picture of 10 flamingoes, taken in Jader-parken in northern Germany.
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